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Jokes
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Funny looking ditch
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Ah that reminds me of a story....
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There was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great
Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him:
'WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?'
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And this poor quaking little monkey replied:
'You are of course, no one is mightier than you.'
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A little while later this tiger confronts a deer, and just bellows out:
'WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?'
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The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages to stammer:
'Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle.'
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The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered, up to an elephant that was quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice:
'WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?'
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Well, this elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him down; picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of orange and black; and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.
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The tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and says:
'Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so Annoyed'
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